mario party more like if you steal one more of my stars i’ll fucking murder you
*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*
This is so important!
I never know what to ask and end up looking like a fool cause I don’t have a question prepared.
Don’t be me.
dashcon reminds me of in 2nd grade i tried to put on a skit about whales and ended up by myself in front of the class doing whale impressions until the teacher asked me to stop
"You can’t just change the race of cultural icons like Captain America! It’s an important part of their identity and message!"
Jesus: Ah yes.
Jesus: Can’t imagine who would do that.
Jesus: What a shame.
The amount of questions Bastille asks in their songs really stresses me out
are you gonna age with grace? do you like the person you’ve become? can you fill the silence? how am i gonna be an optimist? how am i gonna get myself home?
like idk dan you figure it out
Idina Menzel & Sutton Foster
waking up and realizing you slept through your alarm