where’s my fucking risotto
FUCKING HELL GORDON
I CAN T BREATHE
SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WHERES MY RISOTTO
On that day, humanity received a grim reminder…
What I think is totally awesome is that Daniel Craig said that the Queen was supposed to look up straight away, but she improvised the letter writing and completely blanked him, so the awkward standing there was completely realisitic. The Queen ignored James Bond because she was ACTING.
She ain’t called the Queen for nothing, kids.
crawling my way to the end of this semester
there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me
it’s called the throne
It’s always concerning when I say “I am going to eat 5000 million pounds of food right now” or “I am gonna sleep for 45 years” or “Sorry I took a decade to answer you” and people look at me like I’m being serious.
do you ever want to sleep for 14 years without waking up
when will my motivation return from war
“everyone has their off days” I tell myself 15 days in a row
Idk my relationship with my siblings is always either “yo I’ll help you hide the body” or “do not even breathe in my direction” there is no in between.
i asked my dad if this picture summed up parenting and he nodded